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I can't believe I lost a bunch of weight using the TUMBLR DIET!!! Are u using this too? Tumblr won't let me post links but check it out at TwitterHealthDiet[d0t]com

Because I tend to be paranoid, I will assume this is a trick. Or virus.
I hate diets, I see no point in them.

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That is all.

budgie-chan: amberleilastar: el3ctric-angel: life-everlasting: goontravis: Did anyone notice she said she’s 11 but her dad commited suicide 13 years ago…That awkward moment when your dad dies two years before you were conceived. Did anyone else notice her mum died a month after her dad… That awkward moment where your mum dies before she gives birth to you. That awkward moment when you were raised by a dog… and then the dog died. CLEARLY THE DOG RAISED HER. dead  I will never not reblog this  lol this makes no fucking sense crying omfg  Dead. She’s So Dumb Reblogging for the epicness of the above comments^ That awkward moment when you were miraculously conceived, grew up, lived in a nice home with internet and electricity, when your dog was the one who raised you, and then your dog ate too much kibble (which is the equivalent of committing suicide). Jade Harley, ladies and gentlemen.
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budgie-chan:

amberleilastar:

el3ctric-angel:

life-everlasting:

goontravis:

Did anyone notice she said she’s 11 but her dad commited suicide 13 years ago…
That awkward moment when your dad dies two years before you were conceived.

Did anyone else notice her mum died a month after her dad…

That awkward moment where your mum dies before she gives birth to you.

That awkward moment when you were raised by a dog…

and then the dog died.

CLEARLY THE DOG RAISED HER.

dead 

I will never not reblog this 

lol this makes no fucking sense

crying omfg 

Dead.

She’s So Dumb

Reblogging for the epicness of the above comments^


That awkward moment when you were miraculously conceived, grew up, lived in a nice home with internet and electricity, when your dog was the one who raised you, and then your dog ate too much kibble (which is the equivalent of committing suicide).

Jade Harley, ladies and gentlemen.

(Source: meme-spot)

improbablecarny:

Babblr Update: No one’s being hacked, it’s just that the app is completely broken.

But there’s a convenient disclaimer in it that says this:

Babblr is in no way affiliated with Tumblr (R), and does not take ownership or responsibility of damage associated with user information and data.

Sooo still sketchy as hell

everythingelsegoesherethen: nerdfighter13812: itsxandy: disneymoviesandfacts: According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple. Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap? Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk? I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
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everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

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Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

imageI CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

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pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt

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